Wednesday, 17 February 2010

My Lips Are Sore (said the actress to the priest).

I have sore lips.
I've had a cold/manflu/death for a little while, and that has mainly gone but now I have got cracked lips and a blister on my bottom lip.
I had nice lips, with a thin-ish top lip and a full bottom lip, and now it's all blister-fied and manky and I want to complain.
So I am doing it here. Moan moan moan.

You know, I think I masturbate too much.
When it gets to the stage of masturbating at work (in the toilets, not actually whilst working) you know you're in trouble.
I don't even enjoy it 80% of the time. It's an addiction.
Poor me.
I'm surprised I have any spunk left at this rate.

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